Bakit Budoy?

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This page simply tries to introduce me as a rootage.

Basically, I created this blog as a venue for all my raves and utters– all of my insights and thoughts. I have created several blogs as a locus of several themes in which I decided to dissemble because they are behalf of my certainties. Those blogs showcases all deep thoughts, metaphorical in nature and in the state of epistaxis ( I bet ).

However, this blog will be a memoir of my own personal accounts. No need to be figurative, much more of literal writings. It’s a  go-with-the-flow and write-all-you-want blog. It’s a result of some writings which I wanted to share but can’t put in my other blogs because of ruining it’s essence and genuineness.

(UPDATES! The other accounts I said a while ago is deleted already! It means that this is my active account now.)

It’s also a compromise of my thoughts and accounts which should be presented as it is, no more makeovers, no more literary style, no more cuts and curves–all presented as it is.

Hope all my thoughts and utters can cause a little importance in your side, not the extreme importance, just be worthy of your time and for those who knew me in person, just a catch-up stories.

Well, much of all the talks and let’s try to walk the walk.

Bakit nga Budoy?

Nagsimula ang lahat sa isang play sa klase nung hs. Ako ang tatay sa play, syempre may asawa ako. Naalala ko pa na ang tema nung play ay tungkol sa sex education, hmmm green minded! Ang topic ay pregnancy, ayun. Kailangan ipakita na nanganganak ang asawa ko, gamit ang magic kumot… ayun nag-iireke ang asawa ko. Syempre kailangan may baby na lalabas..doon nagsimula si budoy.

Dala ng isa kong kagrupo ang isang manika, hindi yung istilong Barbie at Ken ha. Yung manika na medyo hawig baby at kasing laki rin ng baby na siguro less than 10 months old. Edi ayun, sakto ang manika na yun.

Matapos ang play namin, pinagkaguluhan ang manika, Budoy ang pangalan nya. Maya-maya, may narinig akong alingawngaw ng pangalan ko. “Hawig ni Jeff”, “Oo nga no, hawig ni Jeff”. Patay! Poof! doon nagsimula ang lahat.

But wait! Theres more! here’s the catch. Di lang sya basta-basta manika, cute naman ang mukha ( haha, nagbubuhat ng sariling bangko) pero, pero. May sungal sya, I mean, built in talaga yung sungay nya. Di pa naman ganun ka, mature yung sungay, pero sungay talaga. Nanlumo ako bigla. Sungay pala yung dalawang bukol sa noo nya, oh no!

Sabi ko, theres more! at ito ang worst sa lahat. Pagtanggal ng damit sa manika. Meron din syang wings. Maliit pa lang, parang ugat-pak (mulawin) lang sya. Anak ng tipaklong. Ipinangalan ako sa isang demonyong manika na cute? (kailangan may “cute” talaga).

Yan ang alamat ni budoy.

Bakit naman Burubudoy?

O ayan, hs din ito naganap. Ewan ko ba. Ito yung panahon kung saan marami kang madidiskubre tungkol sa iyong pagkatao, whew. Ayan, tuwing nangungulit ako. Hindi ko namamalayan na ako’y nakapagsasalita ng ibang lenggwahe. Tila baga Parsel tongue ni Harry Potter. Matapos nga ang play at pagbabansag sa akin bilang budoy, tinawag nila itong “Burubudoy Language”.

Paano ang lingguistika nito? Aba malay ko. Basta, nauso nun ang kanta ni Michael V na tunog Arabo. Ginagaya ko lang naman ang tono ng mga arabo at di ko alam na nakagagawa ako ng isang nakakatawang tunog. Nakakatawa talaga sya, sample?  ( You need to meet me to hear a sample). Haha.

Basta ito ang hint. Pagsama-samahin mo ang kantang yun ni Michael V. ( DJ Bumbay ) with the arabo distinct sound plus, yung rap sa “Beep beep” ni Willie Revillame and that’s a little taste of burubudoy language.

Haaay! This is what youcall shame!

Start with some needy Autobio infos

Name: Jeffrey Umotoy

Birthday: January 26, 1990

Location: Antioch, California

Hometown: Caloocan, Ilocos Sur and Pangasinan

Schools Attended: Los Medanos College, University of the Philippines-Diliman, Bagong Silang High/Elem School, Maranatha Christian Academy of Caloocan

Favorite:

Music: Unsung songs (unknown, unpopular), Versions, Pop, RnB, Western Country, Pop Rock

Movies: Forrest Gump, A Beautiful Mind, The Bucket List, Lars and the Real Girl, (Definitely, Maybe), A Beautiful Life, If Only, Spiderwick, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings (Inspirational Movie) (Science Fiction) (Action-Comdey) (Thriller). Not much into Horror

Books: (The Classics) The Glorious Whitewasher, Rip Van Winkle, The Swiss Family Robinson, Gulliver’s Travel, Don Quixote, Pride and the Prejudice. (Contemporary) Paulo Coelho’s Books – The Alchemist etc, Mitch Albom’s Books – For one more day etc, Haruki Murakami’s Book – The Wind-up Bird Chronicle etc, Robert Innman’s Old Dogs and Children, J.K Rowling’s Harry Potter, Mary Higginns Clark’s Suspense Novels, Bob Ong’s Book, Carlos Bulosan’s America is in the Heart… Super Many More!

About Me:

Here’s some idiot things I do while doodling with my Photoshop CS3